"Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it
Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me"

Lord. I am so in the mood right now. I haven't done anything for one year and one month already. Kill me now. I have needs! Kinky needs, but still needs. Ugh. This is so frustrating.